Prom

Senior Prom has come and gone.

A big "Thank You" to Mike for standing in as the substitute boyfriend.

Since the boyfriend is obviously not here.

And obviously in Iraq.

Poem I Wrote All By Myself- I'm Special.

Poem:

"A Gymming Experience" -Based on a true experience

By: Hannah Shin

So today was a day like any other day.

I woke up,

Sat on my ass all day,

Ate a bowl of cereal,

Some Goldfish,

And a banana.

I Sang,

Danced,

Watched a movie on my ipod,

When I decided,

"Hey, I should go to the gym...

I havent gone in 3 or 4 days."

So off I go to the gym.

So there I am... at the gym,

Working my gluteus maximus on the elliptical,

When I feel a tap...

On my bum.

Oh however-so-light that tap was,

But just a tap.

So I turn around.

And Gramps-O-Wrinkles is staring me down.

So I ran.

The end.

Beach Pictures and House Party

Took this picture at the beach a while ago over at Divers Cove in Laguna. Pretty sweet.

And now for my story:
Last night, actually... let me start over.
In the wee hours of the morning (yes, this morning) I seem to still be at a house party.
At said house party exists a pool table.
A nice one.
And on said pool table there seem to be three girls dancing.
One of whom is me.
Now, this girl whom we have established to be me is dancing with Whore 1 and Friend 1, who will now be known as Princess Diana-Sugar Muffin.
Princess Diana-Sugar Muffin and Hannah are having a good time when Whore 2 (aka, Whore 1's shadow) attempts to claw us down from the pool table, hoping to have all attention put on her mistress, Whore 1.
Princess Diana-Sugar Muffin and Hannah dodge, duck, dive, dip, and dodge (The 5 D's of Dodgeball) while booty is still rockin' everywhere.
Hence, Whore 1 falls head-first off the table.
Princess Diana-Sugar Muffin and Hannah continue dancing.
The end.

The New Blogger Account Adventures

This is Hannah.

Hannah is a dumbass.

Hannah logs on to Blogger.

Hannah is rejected, for her password is incorrect.

Hannah is too lazy to enter information so her password may be

sent to the email address in which she also forgot her password for.

Hannah creates a new account.

Hannah is a dumbass.

Hi, I'm Hannah.

Nice to meet you.